“ARE YOU SURE YOU’RE NOT A LESBIAN?”
“WOW, SO YOU’RE ITALIAN, AND AMERICAN, AND YOU HAVE…HOW DO YOU CALL IT? GHETTO BOOTY!”
“I HAVE A BRITISH ACCENT AND I CAN SALSA DANCE. AMERICAN GIRLS LIKE THAT, RIGHT?”
“I JUST HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT YOU GIRLS HAVE REALLY AMAZING BOTTOMS.”
“SO, WHEN YOU SAY YOU’RE STRAIGHT, WHAT EXACTLY DOES THAT MEAN?”
“ON NE RENCONTRE JAMAIS DES AMERICAINS QUI PEUVENT PARLER UN AUTRE LANGUE QU’ANGLAIS! TU ES SUR QUE TO N’AS PAS FAMILLE EN FRANCE?”
“WAIT…YOU’RE DANCING LIKE THAT AND YOU’RE NOT DRUNK?”
“SO CAN I GET A LAP DANCE?”
“YOU KNOW WHEN YOU SAID YOU WERE A FILTHY WHORE FOR THAT JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE SONG? YOUR ACCENT MAKES IT SOUND SO HOT.”
“I AM LOVING YOUR WORK IN THAT BOOB TUBE.”
“IT’S ONE OF THE RULES OF THIS PLACE THAT YOU HAVE TO DANCE ON THE TABLES. I’M COMPLETELY SERIOUS.”
“IS THAT BRUISE FROM THAT FLYING BEER BOTTLE?”
“BY THE END OF THE NIGHT IF YOU HAVEN’T KISSED A GIRL, COME TO ME ME OR MY GIRLFRIEND. WE’LL KISS YOU!”
“HEY, YOU’RE A BELLYDANCER, RIGHT? RIGHT? A BELLYDANCER? RIGHT? BECAUSE THIS SONG IS ABOUT A BELLYDANCER! YOU’RE A BELLYDANCER, RIGHT? RIGHT?”
“I’M FROM MEMPHIS! I’M FROM MEMPHIS!”
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11 responses to “Some Things People Shouted At Me Last Night At Cairns’ Worst, And Consequently Best, Dive Bar”
Also: BWAHAHAHAHAHA.
So what you’re saying is you didn’t have any fun at all? :D
Girl, you have the best time clubbing. I can’t wait until you can take me out dancing. Not that I’ll get action like you, but I’ll just bask in your glory.
tell me you did at least a little smooching with someone last night, yes? clearly, you were on fire.
So, were these things all shouted at you by strangers?
Well, things are sure looking up! You make me laugh. Glad you’re having a great time.
That sounds like the best bad bar night ever.
Can *I* get a lap dance?
So, what would success as a dive bar look like to you?
I THINK THIS IS PROBABLY IT!
I am jealous….
I believe my favorite is: ““I AM LOVING YOUR WORK IN THAT BOOB TUBE.â€
Good job.
Hmmm… Prime “sloppy makeout” windows of opportunity there I think… Tell me you didn’t miss them all!!!