I Like You A Turnip

Hey, hi. I’m on the plane now. I just wanted to let you know I made it.

That’s great.

Thanks again for a really nice weekend.

Thank you for a really nice weekend. It was a lot of fun.

It was. Are you at the Flight Museum right now?

Yes. It’s really cool. I bet I’ll be able to see you when you take off.

Okay! I’ll wave!

Okay!

Well, all right. I miss you already. I wish you were coming home with me.

I know. I miss you too. I’ll be home soon though.

I still like you a squid.

Awwww. Well, I like you a turnip.

What? I couldn’t hear you, they’re doing the flight safety thing.

I LIKE YOU A TURNIP.

You like me a turnip?

Yes. A turnip.

But that doesn’t make any sense.

Sure it does.

No, liking you a squid or a lemur or a howler monkey makes sense, but a turnip? Like, a turnip! Ridiculous!

Okay, fine. I like you a pickle then.

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