The Hills Are Alive With The Sound of Katie!

All day I’ve been thinking about how my last entry would have been funnier if I’d written it in a timeline. Like this:
1975 Dark, wispy, and newborn.
1980 Cut Off, Unbeknownst To Me, in the Pre-Emptive Strike Against Kindergarden Lice Incident.
1982 Bangs.
1985 Austrian rock singer Falco records…ROCK ME AMADEUS!
And so forth. Wouldn’t that have been better? [...]