Still On The Bus

The Time: Last night
The Place: On The 73 bus heading north
[Chiara is sitting on the bus reading her book, hoping the guy behind her will not hock a loogey into her hair, as he is making horrible choking and spitting sounds]
Guy Behind Chiara: (in an exaggeratedly shaky, drunken voice reminiscent of Barney on The Simpsons, [...]